I heard this on the radio and really liked it so I figured I'd post it. It has some problems theologically but makes a good point. " A man was talking to God. He asked Him 'Is it true that a million years is like a second to you?' God replied 'Yes'. The man continued 'And is it true that a million dollars is like a penny to you?' God replied 'Yes'. Then the man said, "Well could you just give me a penny?' 'Sure' God replied, 'In just a second'."